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+defmodule FizzBadd.ShittyFizzBuzz do
+  @moduledoc """
+  Module providing functionality for generating a shitty Fizz Buzz implementation.
+  """
+
+  alias FizzBadd.FizzBuzz, as: FizzBuzz
+
+  import FizzBuzz, only: [fizz_buzz: 1]
+
+  @doc """
+  Generate a number of if statements able used as part of a Fizz Buzz implementation.
+
+  The implementation consists of manually iterating over every number in a
+  range, with each if statement controlling next output.
+
+  Obviously this leads to an implementation with a maximum input size. This is
+  intended, as it contributes to the _shittiness_.
+
+  ## Examples
+
+      iex> FizzBadd.ShittyFizzBuzz.statements(1)
+      ["if n == 1, do: IO.puts \\"1\\""]
+
+      iex> FizzBadd.ShittyFizzBuzz.statements(3)
+      [
+        "if n >= 1, do: IO.write \\"1\\"",
+        "if n > 1, do: IO.write \\", \\"",
+        "if n >= 2, do: IO.write \\"2\\"",
+        "if n > 2, do: IO.write \\", \\"",
+        "if n == 3, do: IO.puts \\"Fizz\\""
+      ]
+  """
+  def statements(n) do
+    1..n
+    |> Enum.flat_map(&(statements_at_index(&1, n)))
+  end
+
+  @doc """
+  Produce the statements generating the Fizz Buzz at `index` in the Fizz Buzz
+  subsequence ending at `limit`.
+
+  ## Examples
+      iex> FizzBadd.ShittyFizzBuzz.statements_at_index(1, 1)
+      ["if n == 1, do: IO.puts \\"1\\""]
+
+      iex> FizzBadd.ShittyFizzBuzz.statements_at_index(1, 2)
+      [
+        "if n >= 1, do: IO.write \\"1\\"",
+        "if n > 1, do: IO.write \\", \\""
+      ]
+  """
+  def statements_at_index(index, limit) when index > limit do
+    raise ArgumentError, "index (#{index}) must be less than limit #{limit}"
+  end
+
+  def statements_at_index(index, limit) when index == limit do
+    [print_statement(index, final: true)]
+  end
+
+  def statements_at_index(index, limit) when index < limit do
+    [
+      print_statement(index),
+      comma_statement(index)
+    ]
+  end
+
+  defp print_statement(n, final: true) do
+    "if n == #{n}, do: IO.puts \"#{fizz_buzz(n)}\""
+  end
+
+  defp print_statement(n) do
+    "if n >= #{n}, do: IO.write \"#{fizz_buzz(n)}\""
+  end
+
+  defp comma_statement(n) do
+    "if n > #{n}, do: IO.write \", \""
+  end
+end
diff --git a/test/fizz_badd/shitty_fizz_buzz_test.exs b/test/fizz_badd/shitty_fizz_buzz_test.exs
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+defmodule FizzBadd.ShittyFizzBuzzTest do
+  use ExUnit.Case, async: true
+
+  alias FizzBadd.ShittyFizzBuzz, as: ShittyFizzBuzz
+
+  doctest ShittyFizzBuzz
+end