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// bee
Put your swags in here...
As you get money ehn, you kon dey feel up top the world.
As you get money ehn, your septic tank be obsanjo sitting room.
As you get money ehn, bill gate be your house boy.
As you get money hn, buhari go be your security man.
As you get money ehn, guys do dey day dream because u dey fresh.
// -bee
/* Ife */
*As I get money ehen, kim karshian go divorce kanye west to be side chick
*As I get money ehen, Dangote go dey beg me for contract
*As I get money ehen, na stack of hundred dollars bill go be my toilet roll
*As i get money ehen, i chase buhari comot aso rock
*As I get money ehen, i buy planet nest
*As I get money ehen, Queen of England turn my nanny
*As I get money ehen, Lamido turn my washman
*As i get money ehen, i turn Godfather to obasanjo
*as I get money ehen, I dey enter yanki without visa
* -Ife */
/* Start-Dotun */
as you get money ehn,
dangote dey call u, him wan borrow money, dey hail u say oga na only you before you.
big big gehs stop they from fresh,
rihanna, geneive, omotola start dey call say dey want sex.
your oba dey postrate, all the streets for the village dem change am to your name.
you stop to dey commot, as you commot dommot, the street start dey hot, cause dem kno say u be boss.
you change am for yar'dua, you tell am him papa, na him call u say baba.
/* End-Dotun */
// Vera
As I get money enn all the hot babes wey dae form for my area come dae beg to wash my clothes……
As I get money enn I marry five guys in one day come divorce them dat day……
As I get money enn my friends wae no dae pick my calls before come dae seep for my toilet…..
As I get money enn I come dae travel go yanki like buhari our president……
As I get money enn I build 50 stories building for my mama in 24 hours come dae feel like queen of my area…….
// -Vera
/* De-paule */
You con dey diet... you wan become Methuselah, ya nuh ready to die yet... A hundred and fifty years is nuh too much - and dat is ur target!
You con dey look fresh... everybody wey know you before don dey envy you small small
You buy Amazon, buy eBay put, con dey feel like a mogul... even Jumia boss sef dey famz you make u sha buy am
You too dey feel fly... nothing is impossible, you convince Beyonce to divorce Jay-z
You no go your own wedding... you too busy, business here-and-there, even ur bae can relate, your father-in-law still call you good boy as you dash am Givenchy
You become small-Jesus, nothing dey vex you again, you don ice ur temper... person bash your new Range, u tell am 'no problem, no one is above mistake'
/* /De-paule */
// Dylectus
"you con dey feel like baale you.....you con vex tile your vilage"
"you con go Havard graduate in 2 hours...dem con add emiritus professor join your name"
"you con build gym untop everest"
"you vex go sahara con build swimming pool"
"you go 3 month vacation for pluto"
/* Dave */