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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
<title>OcaWillYouShutUpIfIInviteYouToThisOrg LLC | Homepage</title>
</head>
<body>
<nav id="navbar">
<a href="index.html"
><img
src="OcaWillYouShutUpIfIInviteYouToThisOrg LLC logo.png"
alt="OcaWillYouShutUpIfIInviteYouToThisOrg LLC logo"
title="Homepage"
width="256"
/></a>
<br />
<p>
<marquee scrollamount="12" id="givememoney"
>💸 Hey you! Yes, you! Give us money!
OcaWillYouShutUpIfIInviteYouToThisOrg LLC needs your $$$
NOW! Please give us money! We're desperate for money! We're
hungry and starving. Please give us money. Your son is
dying! Just give us money!!!!! Give us money already!!! What
is wrong with you???!!!!! You don't want to support a
starving and hungry family of 9?!! You are such a sick and
cruel person! Just give us money! ...I give up trying to
convince you.
......................................................Will
this
<a href="kitty.jpeg"
>cute pic of a cat work? Please. I give up trying to
think of anything else. Just click the link. Click the
link. See the playful kitty. Give us at least 10 bucks
or something....... Please? Pretty please? Pretty
pleaseeee? With a cherry on top? Come on.... you know
you wanna see the kitty.......</a
>.................What even is wrong with you. Why did you
read all this?💸</marquee
>
</p>
</nav>
<div class="main-body-text">
<h1>Welcome to OcaWillYouShutUpIfIInviteYouToThisOrg LLC</h1>
<p>
At OcaWillYouShutUpIfIInviteYouToThisOrg LLC, we specialize in
providing unparalleled solutions for all your organizational
needs. Our team of dedicated professionals is committed to
delivering excellence through innovative strategies, tailored to
meet the unique demands of each client.
</p>
<img
src="stock_photos/businessteammeeting.jpeg"
alt="business team meeting"
/>
<p>
Our services encompass a broad spectrum of industries, ensuring
that we bring a wealth of experience and expertise to every
project. From comprehensive consulting to meticulous project
management, our goal is to drive success and foster sustainable
growth for your organization.
</p>
<img
src="stock_photos/industryexpertise.jpeg"
alt="industry expertise"
/>
<h2>Our Mission</h2>
<p>
To empower businesses with the tools and insights necessary to
thrive in a competitive landscape, fostering long-term
partnerships and delivering measurable results.
</p>
<img src="stock_photos/businessgrowth.jpeg" alt="business growth" />
<h2>Our Vision</h2>
<p>
To be the leading provider of bespoke organizational solutions,
known for our unwavering commitment to quality and customer
satisfaction.
</p>
<img
src="stock_photos/visionandgoals.jpeg"
alt="vision and goals"
/>
<h2>Why Choose Us?</h2>
<ul>
<li>
<p>
<strong>Expertise:</strong> Our team comprises industry
leaders with a proven track record of success.
</p>
<img
src="stock_photos/professionalteam.jpeg"
alt="professional team"
/>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<strong>Innovation:</strong> We employ cutting-edge
methodologies to stay ahead of the curve.
</p>
<img
src="stock_photos/innovationandtechnology.jpeg"
alt="innovation and technology"
/>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<strong>Integrity:</strong> Transparency and honesty are
at the core of everything we do.
</p>
<img
src="stock_photos/businessintegrity.jpeg"
alt="business integrity"
/>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<strong>Results:</strong> We are focused on delivering
outcomes that exceed expectations.
</p>
<img
src="stock_photos/sucessfulresults.jpeg"
alt="successful results"
/>
</li>
</ul>
<p>
Partner with OcaWillYouShutUpIfIInviteYouToThisOrg LLC and
experience the difference of working with a company that truly
understands your needs.
</p>
<img
src="stock_photos/businesspartnership.jpeg"
alt="business partnership"
/>
<p><strong>TL;DR: give us money pls</strong></p>
</div>
<footer>
<!-- these two are not divs because divs will put a new line -->
<footerpart id="ieft"
>All rights reserved.* © 2024
OcaWillYouShutUpIfIInviteYouToThisOrg, LLC.</footerpart
>
<footerpart id="right"
><a href="privacy-policy.html">Privacy Policy</a></footerpart
>
<p>
*NOT!
<a
href="https://github.com/ocawillyoushutupifiinviteyoutothisorg/men"
>This is fully open source on GitHub under the MIT license.
That is only there for the joksies</a
>
</p>
</footer>
<style>
#navbar {
position: -webkit-sticky;
position: sticky;
top: 0;
width: 100%;
background-color: navy;
border-color: red;
border-width: 2px;
border-style: solid;
z-index: 0;
}
#navbar * {
color: lightgray;
}
.main-body-text {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
max-width: 25vw;
font-family: "Comic Sans MS", serif;
}
#givememoney {
color: red;
border-color: black;
font-weight: 1000;
font-size: 90px;
text-transform: uppercase;
font-family: "Impact", sans-serif;
animation: blink 1s step-end infinite;
-webkit-text-stroke: 3px black;
}
@keyframes blink {
50% {
color: blue;
-webkit-text-stroke: 3px gray;
}
}
.main-body-text *:not(img) {
color: #1e1e1e;
}
body {
background-color: lightgray;
}
p strong {
color: teal !important;
}
footer {
background-color: navy;
width: 90%;
padding: 5px 4px;
border-color: red;
border-width: 5px;
border-style: solid;
}
footer * *,
footer * {
color: lightgray;
}
#right {
float: right;
}
</style>
</body>
</html>