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@style (spacing 2)
@title ("Seven Shadows" Browsie)
@pageheading (draft)
@majorheading ("SEVEN SHADOWS" BROWSIE)
@center (Comments to Stu Galley)
@blankspace(5)
@center (VUBSNAP NI FROTZ!)
@center (WELCOME TO FROTZENLAND!)
Whether you come to Frotzenland for business, for pleasure, or for neither,
our people will roll out the purple carpet to welcome you!
After years of isolation and fear, our hearts and minds are open!
Never before will you have seen such sights, ate such food, heard such
noises, or enjoyed our day-to-day life!
@center (FROTZENLAND - "SO GOOD YOU NEVER SAW")
Frotzenland is a country somewhere in Europe.
Its rugged terrain and mountainous borders help keep it safe from its
neighbours, yet easy to access with one airplane from Vienna.
Here you find something for every traveller: wild rivers, barren plains,
dark forests, clean cities, or friendly people.
@center (OUR BELOVED GOVERNMENT)
Every citizen in Frotzenland must vote in every election.
Our wise leaders find themselves elected again every time.
They conduct themselves as strictly neutral
government, with planning for every citizen's life and happiness.
@center (OUR BELOVED RAILWAY)
The Frotz National Railway ("Ferroglip Natsiolim Frotzilim")
carries our beloved people whenever they wish to get away.
It has more kilometers of trackage than highways or canals.
It always can run on time, so you don't usually
forget your printed timetable.
Modern equipments make every train a pleasure to watch.
First-class passenger wagons have:
@begin (itemize)
several identical compartments for equal rights to travel
a corridor you can walk in
two W.C@. or restrooms in case of emergency
also cars for dining as much as you feel
@end (itemize)
The stations are all equal too,
with these interesting rooms:
@begin (itemize)
platform, where you say hello and goodbye
waiting room, where you wait
cafe with delicious foods and also travelling necessaries in store
W.C@. or restroom in case of emergency
ticket area, where you buy side trips or scene excursions
luggage room (if you travel heavy) with careful clerks who don't damage
police persons can help you if you wander too far
@end (itemize)
@center (OUR BELOVED FOOD)
You will find something for every taste in Frotzenland.
Since the recent tractor reforms, all citizens do their parts
to grow abundantly for home use and visitors.
The good soil can produce fine meats and potatoes, wild games and cabbages.
And don't pass by local delicacies such as rumpled stilt's skin,
or fish heads and lice.
In a city you may find a good restaurant with Continental air
and attending services. The finest food we can find for you.
And you may enjoy a good wine, with the taste of good soil from the
Thnbrd district.
@center (PLEASE TO COME ENJOY OUR BELOVED COUNTRY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.)
@center (YOU @I[WILL] ENJOY YOUR VISIT!)