At first, the badger does not react.
Finally, the badger blinks once, then looks down at itself.
"And so it is," the badger says, rather matter-of-factly.
Tearing off its fancy clothes, the badger thanks you for reminding it that it's never too late to free oneself of the chains of expectation, and promptly flies away.
Do you:
Drink the Red Bull in your backpack to give you wings and follow the badger