diff --git a/scene.lua b/scene.lua
index 614246a3..75482760 100644
--- a/scene.lua
+++ b/scene.lua
@@ -8,6 +8,14 @@ function Scene:render() end
 function Scene:onInputPress() end
 function Scene:onInputRelease() end
 
+--#region Named scene-function impostors
+--        For some reason, these "scenes" must be loaded before TitleScene or else title screen bugs out
+
+JoinDiscordFunc = require "scene.named_funcs.join_discord"
+ReportBugFunc = require "scene.named_funcs.report_bug"
+
+--#endregion
+
 ExitScene = require "scene.exit"
 GameScene = require "scene.game"
 ResourcePackScene = require "scene.resource_pack_scene"
diff --git a/scene/named_funcs/join_discord.lua b/scene/named_funcs/join_discord.lua
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..cf34644a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scene/named_funcs/join_discord.lua
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+local FuncScene = Scene:extend()
+
+FuncScene.title = "Join Discord"
+
+function FuncScene:new()
+    self.prev_scene = scene
+    love.system.openURL("https://discord.gg/AADZUmgsph")
+end
+
+function FuncScene:update()
+    scene = self.prev_scene
+end
+
+function FuncScene:render()
+end
+
+function FuncScene:changeOption(rel)
+end
+
+function FuncScene:onInputPress(e)
+end
+
+return FuncScene
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diff --git a/scene/named_funcs/report_bug.lua b/scene/named_funcs/report_bug.lua
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..8ac58a08
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scene/named_funcs/report_bug.lua
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+local FuncScene = Scene:extend()
+
+FuncScene.title = "Report Bugs"
+
+function FuncScene:new()
+    self.prev_scene = scene
+    love.system.openURL("https://github.com/cambridge-stacker/cambridge/issues")
+end
+
+function FuncScene:update()
+    scene = self.prev_scene
+end
+
+function FuncScene:render()
+end
+
+function FuncScene:changeOption(rel)
+end
+
+function FuncScene:onInputPress(e)
+end
+return FuncScene
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/scene/title.lua b/scene/title.lua
index a01c77b8..e9c84e35 100644
--- a/scene/title.lua
+++ b/scene/title.lua
@@ -10,6 +10,8 @@ local main_menu_screens = {
 	ModeSelectScene,
 	HighscoresScene,
 	ReplaySelectScene,
+	JoinDiscordFunc,
+	ReportBugFunc,
 	SettingsScene,
 	CreditsScene,
 	ExitScene,