We pledge allegiance to party planet
And to the dictatorship for which it stands
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all people within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
One Galaxy, Under Partygeist,
Indivisible by zero,
and fun for the whole family
The End.
Know that I am the Overmind, the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me. Behold that I shall set you amongst the greatest of my Cerebrates, that you might benefit from their wisdom and experience.
If ever your flesh should fail, that flesh shall be made anew. That is my covenant with all Cerebrates.
Examples of behavior that contributes to creating a positive environment include:
- Using cool phrases like "radical" and "The Future"
- Showing respect for SkulkingScavenger
- Gracefully accepting criticism towards your taste in videogames
- Praising the Sun
- Showing empathy towards cool things like aliens and gorillas
- Making references to Star Control 2 or Starcraft 1
- Duly clarifying your tone by gratuitous and excessive use of ciccione emojis
Examples of unacceptable behavior by participants include:
- Using the word "Powah!", ever for any reason
- Using the wiki to peddle counterfeit novelty items (without giving SkulkingScavenger a cut of the profits)
- Leaving "clever" or "cute" comments in the code
- Worshipping Chaos (other than tzeentch-worship of course, which is cool)
- Ordering pineapple on pizza
- Thinking Consoles are better than PCs for videogames
- Disagreeing with SkulkingScavenger's taste in videogames
- Disagreeing with SkulkingScavenger, ever
- Other conduct SkulkingScavenger deems annoying
- Questioning the Fairness of this Code of Conduct
SkulkingScavenger is responsible for making up the standards of acceptable behavior and can be expected to take arbitrary and exaggerated action in response to any instances of unacceptable behavior.
Project maintainers have the right and responsibility to remove, edit, reject, vandalize, insult, and/or joke at the expense of comments, commits, code, wiki edits, issues, opinions, and other contributions that are not aligned to this Code of Conduct, or to whine at, demote, bite their fingers at, or permaban any contributor for behaviors that they deem inappropriate, stupid, repetitive, or heretical.
This Code of Conduct applies everywhere and at all times forever and ever but especially while representing the project or community. Examples of representing the project or community include impersonating SkulkingScavenger, announcing "I am the cool tapes galaxy project incarnate" over loudspeaker, or wearing the Official The-Cool-Tapes-Galaxy Ultra-Hat in public. Representation of a project may be further defined and clarified at the sole and arbitrary discretion of SkulkingScavenger.
Instances of embarrassing, stupid, heretical, or otherwise unacceptable behavior should be immediately reported to the chief of fashion police at SkulkingScavenger@gmail.com. We will review and investigate everything we can get our hands on, and retaliate in a way that we feel like at the time.
The fashion police value their informers and promise to never sell them out or leak their information unless we really, really want to.
Project maintainers who fail in their duties may face dire consequences as determined by SkulkingScavenger.
This Code of Conduct is a vastly improved version of the Contributor Covenant, version 1.4, available at http://contributor-covenant.org/version/1/4