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<html>
<head>
<title>2017 Quotes</title>
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<body>
<h3><a href="http://frc4131.github.io/home.html"><h3><a href="http://frc4131.github.io/home.html"><img src="/new_logo.png" height="25%" width="25%"></a></h3></a></h3>
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<ul id='quotes'>
<li>"Gyoop gyoop gyoop." <i>Katie, 9/13/16</i></li>
<li>"Just wiggle-jiggle like a madman." <i>Joe, 9/18/16</i></li>
<li>"Donworryaboudit." <i>Patrick, 9/27/16 et al</i></li>
<li>"Can I balance on this?" "I expect you to drop yourself just as majestically as you dropped your phone." <i>Katie and Ian, 10/1/16</i></li>
<li>"It was afraid of people. We made metal <em>afraid</em>." <i>Joe (about Pisa), 10/1/16</i></li>
<li>"If the neighborhood burns down, I expect to find your bodies in it." <i>Doug, 10/6/16</i></li>
<li>"Software's always toasting computers." <i>Joe, 10/11/2016</i></li>
<li>"Grants!" <i>Lenna, 10/11/2016</i></li>
<li>"Negative six is in fact a number that is not possible with that unit." <i>Patrick, 10/11/2016</i></li>
<li>"You know what else is delicious? Fruit." <i>Patrick, 10/11/2016</i></li>
<li>"So you're the reason why the Technology User Agreement exists." <i>Lenna to Patrick, 10/11/2016</i></li>
<li>"So in the end of the universe, we will still have the Liberty display board." "Only if it's sunny." "It's Washington, so... no." <i>Jackson, Ian, and Jackson, 10/13/2016</i></li>
<li>"Everest is a fairly big hill." <i>Patrick, 10/18/2016</i></li>
<li>"The man, the myth, the meme." <i>Ian, 10/18/2016</i></li>
<li>"I watched the first one, the actual first one, and the new first one." <i>Patrick, 10/18/2016</i></li>
<li>"Meme drops are falling on my head." "Meme drops?" "Like rain drops, but more memey." "And less rainy, I suppose." <i>Patrick, Ian, Patrick, and Ian, 10/18/2016</i></li>
<li>"When it comes to conjugation of memes, there's infinite ways you could go." <i>Patrick, 10/18/2016</i></li>
<li>*Scratches repeatedly across the table* "Just from listening, I'm pretty sure that's not how you use a mouse." "That depends on who you are and what you do for a living." <i>Patrick's mouse, Ian, and Patrick, 10/18/2016</i></li>
<li>"When are you guys taking off?" "Whenever you tell us to, I guess." "All right. Get out." <i>Rob, Patrick, and Rob, 10/18/2016</i></li>
<li>*Bangs hammer loudly and repeatedly on the robot* "Yeeeaaahh, boooiii!" <i>Andrew, 10/21/2016</i></li>
<li>"Trigger me timbers." <i>Joe, 10/21/2016</i></li>
<li>"Who ever gets done quickest, firstiest, wins." <i>Doug, 10/25/2016</i></li>
<li>"You literally lived because of a rounding error." <i>Patrick, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"Patrick, what's your speed?" "Fast." <i>Andrew and Patrick, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"Hey Doug, how do you feel about getting 210 auto-generated emails telling you when kickoff is?" <i>Ian, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"They'd have to build a robot good enough to convince NASA to let them go to the space station and stop a Raspberry Pi from sending them emails." <i>Patrick, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"There are 129 of them. That's like, more than four." <i>Patrick, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"Do you know your nose is exactly 5 feet above the ground?" "Yup. With shoes on." <i>Ian and Andrew, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"Because I've stood on a computer before." <i>Andrew, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"It doesn't work because Microsoft programmed it." <i>Patrick, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"Oh look, there's an indent in the wall now." <i>Andrew, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"I feel like you may have missed." <i>Patrick, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"If I lost my shopping cart, you're walking home." <i>Doug, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"Technically Andrew didn't crash it, 300 million windows crashed it." <i>Ian, 10/29/2016</i></li>
<li>"you only know, like, two words in the English language. You should not be trying to speak it." <i>Patrick, 11/1/2016</i></li>
<li>"Why does your screen have so many letters on it?" <i>Patrick, 11/1/2016</i></li>
<li>"Of all the people not to ask, why would he not ask me?" <i>Patrick, 11/1/2016</i></li>
<li>"You know what else is Saturday? Saturday." <i>Patrick, 11/1/2016</i></li>
<li>"Hey Ian." "Yeah." "Hi." <i>Patrick, Ian, and Patrick, 11/1/2016</i></li>
<li>"I can do it, if someone can get me access to a cop car." <i>Mai-Linh, 11/3/2016</i></li>
<li>"Woah, your hair feels, like, jiggly. That's cool." <i>Patrick, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"It's the thing that lets you do the thing that Windows already lets you do, ya know?" <i>Patrick, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"I signed out of the quotes page, and I now realize that was a terrible mistake." <i>Ian, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"Let's avoid purposely installing viruses onto computers." <i>Patrick, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"Why does your computer keep making cool beepy noises?" "Because, it's the thing." <i>Patrick and Andrew, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"You hit negative seven hundred percent productivity." <i>Joe (about Andrew), 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"Why do chairs keep multiplying?" "Fyzziks." <i>Katie and Patrick, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"How do you spell physics? Is it p-h-y-s-i-c-s or f-y-z-z-i-x?" "F-y-z-z-i-k-s." <i>Ian and Katie, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"I clicked on Internet Explorer and it shut down my computer." <i>Patrick, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"I'm still trying to figure out what I forgot, and why I was screaming about it." <i>Katie, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"I just accidentally DDoS'd YouTube." <i>Patrick, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"It could be dogeh. It could be dojhe. It could be doge." "It could be Doug." <i>Ian and Emily, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"Plot twist: Patrick has modified the computer to run on memes." <i>Ian, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"I had so many questions, and then this squared them." <i>Ian, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"You tried, and that's what matters." <i>Joe, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"Needs more dimensions." <i>Ian, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"Give me my monitor back!" <i>Ian (to Andrew), 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"Why am I missing a monitor?!" <i>Joe, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"I ate eight slices of pizza like that, went outside, laid on my back, and just breathed. It was a struggle." <i>Joe, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"On that note, I'm leaving." <i>Patrick, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"Why do we have so much safety?" <i>Katie (safety captain), 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"I don't evwn... what? *facepalms* <i>Jacob, 11/5/2016</i></li>
<li>"Mostly what we do is just watch Ian mindlessly slaughter Practice-It." <i>Patrick, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"Is there a hotkey for control-double-backspace?" <i>Patrick, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"Here, have three staples." <i>Katie, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"Let's not break the stapler.... Oh, it just made a weird crunching noise.... OK, we're good." <i>Katie, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"In exactly four weeks, we have a concert." "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnhhh." *melts to the floor* <i>Katie and Kerrek, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"You did an axtra button poosh." <i>Patrick, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"Who lives in a pirate under the sea?" "Nobody? Uh, bacteria I guess?" <i>Patrick and Ian, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"WOOOOOWW, you did it wrong!!" <i>Patrick (pointing at Ian's one mistake in 319 problems), 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"There you gett'n the bootn pooshes!" <i>Patrick, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"You know like when you draw a star you go boop boop boop badoop boop, right?" <i>Patrick, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"I can't read. I can't even speak English." <i>Patrick, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"It was a loop bun this morning and then it died." <i>Katie, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"I recommend a cinnamon bun. It's much better." <i>Kim, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"Don't touch my hair. Noouuu tooukuss." <i>Katie, 11/8/2016</i></li>
<li>"I was doing it the way actual people do it, not the way smart people do it." <i>Joe, 11/10/2016</i></li>
<li>"STOP DANCING." <i>Joe, 11/10/2016</i></li>
<li>"There is a reason we can't have nice things. You are that reason." <i>Joe, 11/10/2016</i></li>
<li>"This is my life. Just choking on gummy bears." <i>Katie, 11/10/2016</i></li>
<li>"Can you unbutton a button? <i>Lenna, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"I'd say behave, but you won't." <i>Eileen, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Secret, AGENT Ian, secret, AGENT Ian..." "Hacking into his own GitHub." "Because it's shorter than typing in his password." <i>Emily (singing), Patrick, and Lenna, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Travels back in time to smack himself in the face..." <i>Ian, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Katie is confused. Katie should not be confused about that." <i>Katie, 11/12/2016</i> </li>
<li>"Quotato fries." <i>Lenna, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Why does mine logic?" <i>Katie, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"I inhaled my hair." <i>Katie, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"My sister calls me a tennis ball." <i>Patrick, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"My sister just calls me evil." <i>Emily, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Lenna, DON'T TOUCH!" "But I'm not breaking anything!" <i>Emily and Lenna (who is not breaking anything), 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"I'm not sure how sticky notes work..." <i>Patrick, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"I'm going to meme you guys back into the Stone Age." <i>Joe, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"He spells words worse than me, and I don't even speak English." <i>Patrick, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"V equals two pi squiggle." <i>Ian, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"I want to see the dead fishies." "There're no DEAD FISHIES!" <i>Joe and Emily, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Pchoo pchoo! Pchoo! Pchoo!" <i>Patrick (using VEX part as pchoo-er), 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"What are you even holding?" "Nothing. I'm using physics to my advantage." *Joe bashes VEX part out Patrick's hand* "Not anymore!" <i>Ian, Patrick, Joe, and Patrick, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"It made popping bapping noises. That's a word." <i>Patrick, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"No. You frickin' raisin..." <i>Joe, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Who's not being productive? Katie, find me Stalin memes." "On it." <i>Joe and Emily, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>*Aggressively crashes drone into the ground* "Mmmm, robotics." <i>Emily and Drew, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Why do we wonder why ASB doesn't like us?" <i>Drew, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"That's racist. They all look like pickles." <i>Drew, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"I've bought some things for some experiments..." <i>Joe, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"I've never lit anything *alive* on fire yet." <i>Joe, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"It's a good winter hat. And offends a lot of people." <i>Joe, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Joe crashes into the keyboard." "I just came in, and imagined Joe the airplane going 'neeeuuurrr.'" "And it breaks apart in midair to land on all the right keys to type 'Stalin.'" <i>Ian, Patrick, and Ian, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Emily is the most productive person in the room and she's looking up what a type of hat is." <i>Ian, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Hold on, my walrus is coming out of my mouth." <i>Drew, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Do you care to explain?" *coughs repeatedly and aggressively* <i>Ian and Drew, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"I've hidden my power to speak to walruses for all this time." <i>Drew, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Do you know how hard it is to forget how to say 'chicken sandwich?'" <i>Drew, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"DON'T BREAK IT!" "They broke it." "Well that was fast." <i>Emily, Drew, and Patrick, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"The propeller is stuck in the ceiling. And in Rob."<i>Drew, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"My backpack smells like mints." "Mints also smell like mints." "I have mints in my backpack." "That's unfortunate." <i>Drew, Patrick, Drew, and Patrick, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Oh look, the battery didn't even fall out." <i>Patrick, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Boom. Pocket." <i>Katie, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Drew, are you just dictating things for Ian to write on the quotes page?" "I mean, that's what I do." <i>Lenna and Patrick, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>*Pterodactyl screech* <i>Katie, constantly</i></li>
<li>*Squeaks* <i>Katie, constantly</i></li>
<li>"Well this is rather potato-shaped." <i>Katie, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"Stop updating the quotes page and put new pictures up, darnit!" <i>Alex Chapman, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"When in doubt, the answer is... MEMES!" <i>Patrick, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"Ian is not gonna remember that after 900 problems, let me tell you." "Actually ten hundred, and I will." <i>Patrick and Ian, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"Hi, I'm Katie, and I'm a pterodactyl calling for the Issaquah Schools Foundation." <i>Lenna and Ian, often</i></li>
<li>"Katie, don't you know anything? Engineers never read the directions." "...There are DIRECTIONS, you will FOLLOW THEM." <i>Lenna and Katie, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"You know, Cajun." "Caging... birds." "Ian, Cajun is a language, right?" "It's a type of French fry." <i>Katie, Lenna, Katie, and Ian, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"Let's not do Comic Sans." <i>Drew, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"And you failed 13 times, just like me." <i>Brett, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"Five and a half plus five and a half equals zero." "... WHAT?!" <i>Katie and Brett, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"I love my fractional calculator." <i>Katie (while hugging monitor), 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"That moment when you almost accidentally delete System32." <i>Patrick, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"Mulan is Arabic! "No she's not!" "Mulan is Chinese!" "Oh, that's right..." <i>Drew, Lexton, Jackson, and Drew, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"This year, I'm going to do three times as many as Drew!" "I've called 20 people already!" "How many have you called?" "... ... One." <i>Lexton, Drew, Joe, and Drew, 11/22/2016</i></li>
<li>"Finger-lickin' gulag." <i>Drew, 11/12/2016</i></li>
<li>"Nobody wanted to do it. We had to bribe them, basically." <i>Eileen, 12/6/2016</i></li>
<li>"He's a... coat hanger?" "Sounds about right. That's all he's useful for." <i>Ian and Shannon (about Joe), 12/13/2016</i></li>
<li>"Can we just forget the last 10 seconds?" <i>Mai-Linh, 12/15/2016</i></li>
<li>"Much Englishing." "Yes. At least 9 Englishes." <i>Ben, 12/15/2016</i></li>
<li>"Drunk people like to give money." <i>Mai-Linh, 12/15/2016</i></li>
<li>"I'm looking to un-broken it." <i>Natalie, 12/15/2016</i></li>
<li>"Voltage Regularmator Module." <i>Doug, 12/15/2016</i></li>
<li>"What's with the beeping lights?" <i>Katie, 12/15/2016</i></li>
<li>"You would have to grab calculus, and smack Java in the face with it." <i>Patrick, 12/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"Inverse sine of cosecant of the triangle." <i>Lexton, 1/5/2017</i></li>
<li>"Cosecant of cosecant of I can't." <i>Lexton, 1/5/2017</i></li>
<li>"Watch out for your Goldfish." <i>Calvin, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"Joe is not four people." "He's a solid two and a half." <i>Ian and Patrick, 1/8/2017</i></li>
<li>"Gosh darn it!" "I think that's the least profane he's been ever." <i>Joe and Lenna, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"Your sister has a red header." <i>Katie to Ian, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"It's got to suck more." <i>Doug, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"I can't add to the quotes page, Ian won't let me!" "I can, he probably likes me more." <i>Katie and Matthew, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"That's like 200 of me skinned and laid out on the field." <i>Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"I wasn't blocking, I was helping you not reach the target." <i>Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>*Coughs and waves* *Fake coughs and waves* "Breathe, it's good for you." *coughs while laughing* <i>Katie, Ian, Lenna, Kerrek, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"I DDOS'ed your leg." <i>Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"I googled the coeficient of bounciness and something came up. YES!" <i>Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"It's a fleshdrive!" <i>Katie, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"I know you're trying, but you can't eat an Oreo indignantly at me." <i>Ian (to Katie), 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"You call me a nerd, yet you're the one shuffling magic cards while wearing a pokemon shirt and N64 hat - at a robotics meeting." <i>Matthew to Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"Jared - PARK THE CHAIR!" <i>Ian, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"And then I almost got stabbed with a fork, by Lenna!" <i>Katie, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"What do you hate about the Issaquah School District?" "You're in it." <i>Matthew and Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"You can't spin a sphere." <i>Calvin, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"Use your telekenetic ability Ian, a programmer shouldn't have to move." <i>Matthew, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"EET'S UH ME-YUH MAIYOOO!!!" <i>Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"I has a gear!" <i>Katie, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"I'll flick you with my gear!" <i>Katie, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"That moment when you no-clip through the sun and you're like, ow." <i>Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"Suctions cups, I'm excited!" <i>Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"You can't dent it very much when it's already dented." <i>Katie, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"It starts with a B, and its about three inches wide." "Physics?" <i>Michael and Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"It looks like a wheel on a hippy van." "Did someone say Scubby Do?" <i>Matthew and Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"This calls for a Buchli erase!" <i>Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"The game rules don't say no animals." "Not yet." <i>Matthew and Ian, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"We need Barbies with mechanical arms." *Wham* "Ok we got them." <i>Patrick, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"Don't flick wood!" <i>Katie, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"Their bot didn't flip over on its own, I got pissed at them and rammed it." <i>Ian, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>*Laughing; immedienty stops* "What's scouting" <i>Calvin, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" <i>Goat, 1/7/2017</i></li>
<li>"[Batteries] tastes like burnt tongue." <i>Andrew, 1/8/2017</i></li>
<li>"I'm a magical pony flying through the sky, SHOOT HIM DOWN!" <i>Patrick, 1/8/2017</i></li>
<li>"Your organs aren't organizing." <i>Patrick, 1/8/2017</i></li>
<li>"If you didn't have a head what would your thought process be about not having a head." <i>Patrick, 1/8/2017</i></li>
<li>"We science it to get rid of the curve." <i>Mai-Linh, 1/9/2017</i></li>
<li>"It's 4' 10" and under that's legally a midget. I've got that passed by a good 2 inches." <i>Mai-Linh, 1/8/2017</i></li>
<li>"That's what C3PO ran on, 250 MB of RAM." <i>Patrick, 1/13/17</i></li>
<li>"It's impressive it can recover from idiots." <i>Chris Reeder, 1/15/2017</i></li>
<li>"Oh-oh say can you-" "SHUT UP!" <i>Joe and Drew, 1/17/2017</i></li>
<li>"Why is he vomiting multiplication signs?" <i>Joe, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"That's like me asking you where your car keys are and you say 'I don't know! I have a chair!'" <i>Ian, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"There was a 100% chance of you not failing and you failed." <i>Patrick, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"I'm resizing my pixels. Leave me alone." <i>Mai-Linh 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"Team Update 4: biotic organisms are no longer allowed on robots. (Note: why do we have to specify this, guys. Why.)" <i>Ian, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"Robotics is a cult. We worship the Dougtator." <i>Lenna, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"Oh shoot, it's on the wrong triangle." *gutteral growling noise* <i>Katie, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"Why are all my triangles in the wrong places?" <i>Katie, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"If you're gonna be a monkey, you might as well be a gorilla." <i>Lexton, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"Don't you have something to do besides ask silly questions?" "That's what I do for a living." <i>Doug and Patrick, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"The first part of that was real. The rest is fake." <i>Doug, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"You are barely sixteen!" "No, I'm seventeen." <i>Mai-Linh and Doug, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"Oh, what key is it? Time to go guess for five hours!" <i>Drew, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"We're brainwashing little kids!" <i>Helen, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"The beautiful, prodigious..." "The prodigiously exquisite..." "robotics home sign." "STEAMPUNK! IT HAS GEARS!" <i>Lenna, Helen, Lenna, and Helen, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"If you say something well enough, the words will write themselves down." <i>Patrick, 1/20/2017</i> (Note: that's what's happening as I record this)</li>
<li>"I think killing someone with your robot is frowned upon." <i>Katie, 1/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"Isn't that just 'Get Slammed into the Wall Club'?" <i>Ian, 1/21/2017</i></li>
<li>"You know when you're edgy, but you're also a fairy? That's me. But a little more punk." <i>Mai-Linh, 1/23/2017</i></li>
<li>"I started doing it for myself [finding the setting of <em>Frozen</em>] because I was wondering how the trolls got corn." <i>Emily, 1/23/2017</i></li>
<li>"One of the trolls was carrying a whole loaf of corn." <i>Emily, 1/23/2017</i></li>
<li>"Yeah, well you're a Communist." "No I'M a Communist!" <i>Drew (to Lenna) and Joe, 1/24/2017</i></li>
<li>"Hey Katie, what's a number?" "It's an object that... what <em>is</em> a number? It's an idea used for counting things." <i>Katie, 1/24/2017</i></li>
<li>"No, ...what? Again, the chairs are multiplying. Oww. I ran over my foot." <i>Katie, 1/24/2017</i></li>
<li>"So you created a noisemaker command." <i>Michael, 1/24/2017</i></li>
<li>"Put a motor in a cup." <i>Drew, 1/24/2017</i></li>
<li>"Whee!" "Nyoom!" "WHEE!" "Nyoom!" "wHEE!" "NYOOM!" <i>Helen, Lenna, Helen, Lenna, Helen, and Lenna, 1/24/2017</i></li>
<li>"By life I mean homework, and by homework I mean Buchli." <i>Joe, 1/24/2017</i></li>
<li>"I would make a great teenage girl." <i>Doug, 1/24/2017</i></li>
<li>"Grab your pitchforks."<i>Ian, 1/27/2017</i></li>
<li>"I'm the omnipotent sales-being." <i>Patrick, 1/27/2017</i></li>
<li>"Don't take apart the computer." "Don't worry, the power supply is not an important part of the computer." <i>Rob and Andrew, 1/27/2017</i></li>
<li>"Before you explode the power supply, you should probably stop." <i>Patrick, 1/27/2017</i></li>
<li>"Isn't it always 'no because no' or 'yes because why not'?" <i>Patrick, 1/27/2017</i></li>
<li>"That moment when your laptop becomes a lap-stop." <i>Ian, 1/28/2017</i></li>
<li>"Do you actually have to wear pants in that class?" <i>Joe, 1/28/2017</i></li>
<li>"Math is the study of 300 watermelons and 2.19 children." <i>Ian, 1/29/2017</i></li>
<li>"It can't fall off because-" *falls off* <i>Katie and Katie's phone case, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"Patrick, what flavor is your friend?" <i>Katie, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"Who put my mouse under Rob?" <i>Patrick, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"If Ian sits on you, I will jump on top to make sure you're good and squished." <i>Doug, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"Helen, get back herr." <i>Katie, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"Katie, stop laughing." "Haw haw haw haw haw." <i>Patrick and Katie, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"IM ON THE SWOM TEAM!" (yes, "SWOM")<i>Helen, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"Generally you don't drink chips or Oreos." <i>Ian, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"It's like tic-tac-toe, but all the tic-tacs are tic-tac-toes." <i>Ian, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"Joe Stalin is a junior at Liberty High School." <i>Ian, 1/30/2017</i></li>
<li>"It makes me sad that you turn on your computer and the Wikipedia page for Joe Stalin is there." <i>Drew, 1/31/2017</i></li>
<li>"Have you <em>seen</em> Antarctica." <i>Joe, 2/2/2017</i></li>
<li>"Stab them in the throat and <em>then</em> send them to jail." <i>Patrick, 2/2/2017</i></li>
<li>"Oh, I'm glad it's not dumb... because that would be dumb." <i>Kerrek, 2/2/2017</i></li>
<li>"Everything here is a lamp. Socks are lamps, books are socks which are thus lamps, and pens are socks, which are thus lamps." <i>Ian, 2/2/2017</i></li>
<li>"I'm scared for my life. That's exactly why I'm doing it." <i>Kerrek, 2/2/2017</i></li>
<li>"But if you have the Sorceror's Stone, you can do it like wham bam thank you ma'am." <i>Patrick, 2/2/2017</i></li>
<li>"So you've used both hyperbole and hypocrisy. Or is that situational irony?" "STOP. Level, no." <i>Lenna and Helen, 2/3/2017</i></li>
<li>Rob is an amazing man who deserves the Floodie Wowers Award, because in case of a flood, he would know what to do to help others create a solution. He is also full of WOW, as an amazing game changer..." <i>Helen (making a grievous pun), 2/3/2017</i></li>
<li>"What kind of dumb dog do you have? It bays? Is it broken? You need to take it back. The manufacturer screwed up." <i>Drew, 2/3/2017</i></li>
<li>"What's BYSO? Sounds like a downgraded bison." <i>Drew, 2/3/2017</i></li>
<li>"Despite what his actions may say, he's really a good person on the inside." "HITLER!"<i>Lenna and Helen, 2/3/2017</i></li>
<li>"'Rob is...' 25 characters long." "Woah, deep." <i>Lenna (reading essay) and Helen, 2/3/2017</i></li>
<li>"My mind works in a... special way." <i>Katie, 2/4/2017</i></li>
<li>"What animal is a patriot?" <i>Calvin, 2/9/2017</i></li>
<li>"...a patriot is an old racist person." <i>Shannon, 2/9/2017</i></li>
<li>"I can dislocate both of my shoulders and most of my knuckles on command." <i>Katie, 2/10/2017</i></li>
<li>"I've flown Patrick." "Hey, me too." <i>Katie and Patrick, 2/11/2017</i></li>
<li>"Can a non-profit form its own militia?" <i>Emily, 2/11/2017</i></li>
<li>"I was just bullied by a third-grader." <i>Patrick, 2/11/2017</i></li>
<li>"I'm going to hack into your mom's pacemaker and kill her." <i>Patrick, 2/11/2017</i></li>
<li>"Spinach?" "I'm sure that's spin in, like, Russian." <i>Ian and Flint, 2/11/2017</i></li>
<li>"The process for converting a car to a bus is you throw away the car and buy a bus." <i>Ian, 2/13/2017</i></li>
<li>"We just need to make a self-driving shipping crate." <i>Ian, 2/13/2017</i></li>
<li>"I have a hexagonal one. And a triangle." "Neither of those are cubes." <i>Katie and Michael, 2/13/2017</i></li>
<li>"<em>We were born in, and therefore live in, The Darkness</em>" <i>Software, 2/2/2017</i></li>
<li>"Let me stroke my technology." *drops phone* <i>Katie, 2/14/2017</i></li>
<li>"Fraccalcs are the new frat houses." <i>Drew, 2/16/2017</i></li>
<li>"You said "I'm from Washington" in the most "I am not from Washington" way. <i>Ian, 2/16/2017</i></li>
<li>"Pretty sure keyboard insurance does not exist." "Well not yet." <i>Ian and Calvin, 2/17/2017</i></li>
<li>"I don't know what kind of magic smoke your on, but I want some." <i>Matthew, 2/17/2017</i></li>
<li>"We should re-brand as the Liberty Commies." "And get a sponsorship from Commie Teriyaki." <i>Matthew and Andrew, 2/18/2017</i></li>
<li>"It's not piracy if you use Windows Movie Maker to remove the FBI warning from the beginning." <i>Matthew, 2/18/2017</i></li>
<li>"Instead of a crown of laurels, I wear a necklace of internets." <i>Joe, 2/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"I want to be a ghost when I grow up." <i>Mai-Linh, 2/20/2017</i></li>
<li>"I'm a giant almond?"<i>Helen, 2/17/2017</i></li>
<li>"Prepare for more noises!" "Oh god." <i>Andrew and Mai-Linh, 2/21/2017</i></li>
<li>"Robots do not teleport out of the zone. Robots cannot teleport." <i>Michael, 2/23/2017</i></li>
<li>"Can we dedicate our next 50,000 years of fundraising to buying an <em>Air Force One</em>?" "Uh, yeah." <i>Ian and Mai-Linh, 2/23/2017</i></li>
<li>"Where did you get that?" "A magical place called '<em>The Wire Cart</em>'" <i>Calvin and Matthew, 2/24/2017</i></li>
<li>"What happens if we guess wrong?" "Don't do that." <i>Ian and Rob, 2/25/2017</i></li>
<li>"We won't have a pit this weekend but at least we'll have memes." <i>Eileen, 2/27/2017</i></li>
<li>"How many gallons of water are there in an Olympic pool?" "More than the average bathtub. *whips*" <i>Joe and Patrick, 2/27/2017</i></li>
<li>"Medical pigeons?" <i>Patrick, 2/28/2017</i></li>
<li>"I like earth-shattering noots." <i>Patrick, 2/28/2017</i></li>
<li>"JA!" <i>Team, 2/28/2017</i></li>
<li>"That's why brass is better then woodwinds, you can't do war commands on a clarinet." "You can do it if you have an air compressor." <i>Matthew and Calvin, 3/6/2017</i></li>
<li>"We're just banging out quotes here." "My mouthpiece is banging itself out." <i>Jacob and Katie, 3/6/2017</i></li>
<li>"I have to stop, untangle my tendons, then I keep running." <i>Patrick, 3/28/2017</i></li>
<li>"It has the external power source - the entire population of Japan running in a hamster wheel." <i>Matthew, 4/4/2017</i></li>
<li>"We're a polytheistic religion. Dean Kamen, Woodie Flowers, and Don Bossi." <i>Lenna, 4/18/2017</i></li>
<li>"Please don't pull your hammer out in public." <i>Mai-Linh, 5/13/2017</i></li>
</ul>