amusing.txt

- Searched your pockets several times?
- Tasted/smelt/touched the manager's door?
- Tried TURN ME ON?
- Asked another player to turn you on? ("GUY, TURN ME ON")
- Read the addresses on the packages in the basement?
- Examined the wall, carpet and ceiling in the dude's room.
- Read the label on the microwave?
- In the basement, tried EAT DUST?
- Hung around on the Dangerous Ledge?
- Punched or kicked the laundry door?
- Eaten/drank/worn/cleaned/taken the slime/garbage/graffiti in the alleyway? (many interesting responses to foolish verbs can be found in the alleyway)
- Tried to break the gate at the end of the alleyway?