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(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow
O__O
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow at Disneyland
\_|_/
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__)
~~ (oo)
~~~~ /-------\/
~~~~~ / | ||
~~~~~ * ||----||
~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~====
~~~~~~~~~/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amity Island
(Where Jaws was set, for those less educated)
*
\
\
|\
\ | \ (__)
\\|| \(oo)
\||\ \\/
~~ \||
\\ ||
\\||
\||
~~
\\_
\_
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
\ (__)
\\(oo)
/-----\\\/
/ | (##)
* ||----||"
~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes
(__)
(\/)
/-------\/
/ | 666 ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Satanic cow
(__)
($$)
/-------\/
/ |=====||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
This cow is a Yuppie
(__)
(**)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow in love
____
(____)
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
holy cow
o o
|__|
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
bill bixby
male relative
cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------vv
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
bela lugosi
cow
(__)
=(oo)=
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
boris karloff
cow
\^^^^^^^^\ (__)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)
*-----\_______\/\/
^_______/ --- \______^
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^
\______/
It's a bird...
It's a plane...
(___)
(o o)
\ /
\--O--/
// -----\
\\/_^{} /==V===[]
\_____\\//
\__/
//\\ The Boss
// \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
(__)
(oo)
/-------------------\/
/ | ||
* ||----------------||
^^ ^^
Stretch Cow
______________
| ADDY'S | (__) (__) (__) (__)
| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
| COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
|____________| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
______||_______
| EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__)
|_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
|| /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
|| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/-*
/ | || \
* ||----|| *
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/
Cow munching
on grass
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
)*)(\/* / *
\ |||/)|/()(
\)|(/\/|)(/\
Grass munching
on cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow in water
(__)
(oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow in trouble
(__)
(oo)
/--------\/
* o| ||
||----||
ooo^^ ^^
Cow taking
a shit
(__)
(oo)
/-oooooo-\/
* ooooooooo
ooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
Cow in deep
shit
* (__) * (__)
\ (oo) | (oo)
\-------\/ \-------\/
o o| || / ||
||----||>==/-----||
^^ ^^ ^^
Cow getting the shit
kicked out of her
U
/---V
* |--|
Cow at 100 meters.
.
Cow at 10,000 meters.
vv vv
||----|| *
|| | /
/\-------/
(oo)
(~~)
Australian Cow
vv vv
* ||----||
\ || |
\-------/\
(oo)
(~~)
New Zealand Cow
(__)
____ (oo)
/- --\/
/ | ||
* ||___-||
^^ ^^
Freshman Cow
After the "Freshman 15"
(__)
_---_(oo)
/- -\/
/| ||
* ||___-||
^^ ^^
Freshman Cow
After the "Freshman 20"
(__)
(OO)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt
(__)
(@@)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow who ate
psychadelic mushrooms
(__)
(xx)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow who used Jolt to wash
down psychadelic mushrooms
(__)
SooS
/------S\/S
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
This cow belonged
to George Washington
/\
/ \
(__) \ /
(oo) \/
/-------\/ /S
/ | || / S
* ||----||___/ S
^^ ^^
Ben Franklin owned
this cow
__
||
(_||_)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Abe Lincoln's
cow
(___)
( O )
/-------\ /
/ | ||V
* ||----||
^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and
the Argonauts met had this cow
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
\/--------\/
| |
||------||
^^ ^^
This cow lived with
Dr. Doolittle
(__)
[##]
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
This cow belonged
to Flash Gordon
(__)
(@o)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
/------- (__)
/ | || (oo)
* ||----|---\/
^^ ^
This cow belonged to
the Headless Horseman
(____)
(oo )
/-----------\ /
/ || | \/
/ || ||||
* ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\
This cow belonged
to Pablo Picasso
(____)
( O O)
/-----------\ /
/ || | \/
/ || ||||
* ||||-----||||
^^^^ ^^^^
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO OO
(__)
(oo)
/\/
/--/--
/ | `-.
* ||----||
OO OO
(__)
(oo)
\/-----
/ | `-.
* ||----||
OO OO
(__)
*_ *_ ( oo *_
\ (__) \ /\/ \ (__)
\.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____
||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \
OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
* (___) * (___)
\ (o o) \ (o o)
\-------\ / \-------\ /
| ||O | ||O
||,---|| ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Twins
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/ ________
/ | ||_|/ O _______
* ||----| --
^^ ^
Cow Catcher
(__)
(oo)
/-------VV
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cownt Dracula
Cow
(__)
[@@]
<=|^^|=>
/--------- \/
/ | ||
/ | ||
* ||------||
^^ ^^
Francownstein
Cow
? (__) ?
? (oo) ?
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Where Cow
(__)
|\/|(oo)
/--| \--\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow bird
(__)
(--)
/-\/-\
/| |\
^ | | ^
| |
/----\
/ \ \
^ * ^
Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow trying out for a part
in the new JAWS movie
(__)
(DD)
/-------\/
/ | ||_\_/
* ||----|
^^ ^
Cow chugging brews and staring at
sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
( @@@ )
( @@ ) (------------)
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* )
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* )
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | ||
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
/ / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / _______ / /
/ / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
/-------\/ |
/ | ||^_|
* ||----|
^^ ^
Cow sheltering from English Weather
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
o==+--
| |\ \
| | \ \ ____________________
| \ \ \ | |
| \ \ \ | +------------+ |
| \ \ \ | | (__) | |
| \ \ \| | (oo) | |
| \ \ | | o\ .\/. | |
| \ \| | | \/ \ | |
/---\ \ | +------------+ |
/ \ \| |
| | | |
\ / | |
\---/ | |
| |
--------------------------
( )
--------------------------
Cow-struction worker.
o o
|__|
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
bill bixby
male relative
cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------vv
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
bela lugosi
cow
(__)
=(oo)=
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
boris karloff
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) //
(oo)//
/-------\//
/ | |//
* ||----|
^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow
(__) (__)
(oo)===(oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Siamese cows
(__)
(oo)
/---------\/
/ | x=a(b)||
* ||------||
^^ ^^
Mathematical
Cow
(developer of
cow-culus)
o o
\ /
\ /
\__/
_______(oo)
/| ___ \/
/ | { }||
* ||{___}||
||-----||
^^ ^^
Television
Cow
(Cow-thode
Ray Tube)
(__) ^
(oo) /
_____\/___/
/ /\ / /
^ / * /
/ ___/
*----/\
/ \
/ /
^ ^
This cow does Disco
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
Psycowlogist and patient
_____________________________
| |-------------|
| | ________ |
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | |
| JAIL | | |oo| | |
| | |__|\/|__| |
| | o |
| | ^ |
| | ] |
| | |
|_____________|_____________|
Some cows get in trouble...
==================
H H
H (__) H
H (oo) H __
H / \/ \ H / \
H | | | | H | STOP |
H D===b=----- H \ __ /
H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
H H ||
H H ||
H H ||
H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo)
| | ----\/
| | ||
**| | ---||
``'---------^^
Cow Hide
(__)
______(oo)_____
( _)_______(__) )
\ __________/
Cow Pie
\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__)
\\(oo)
/-----\\\/
/ | (##)
* ||----||"
^^ ^^
This cow plays bagpipes
(__)
(\/)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow from Beijing
(__)
(oo)
/-'''''-\/
/ |'''''||
* ||''''||
^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / /
* / / \ \ (__) \ \
/ (00) / /
\ /-------\/ \ \
/ / | || / /
\ \ * ||----|| \ \
/ / ^^ ^^ / /
Cow in Heat
(__)
/--------(00)
/ | |( )
* ||---- ||()
|| ||
^^ ^^
Cow Chewing Marbles
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* OO----OO
low rider cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO OO
Detroit cow
\__\
o (oo)
____\___\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO OO
Mustang cow
(__)
(oo)
*+-------\/
||______||
||----||
OO OO
pickup cow
(__)
(oo)
/---------------\/
/ | ||
* ||------------||
OO OO
li-moo-cow
(__)
(oo)
/----\/
/ ||
*-||----||
OO OO
fastback cow
\_||_~
(*||*)
/-------\||/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO }{
teenager's cow
.xxxx.
'(oo)`
/-----'-\/ `
/ | |============>
* ||----| (~)
~~ ~
Moo-ammar Cowdafi
armed and dangerous
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(o o)
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A Bull
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Coward
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Phone Bull
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Cow perched on a tree.
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